i was supposed to put something stupid so here it is:

the_hobbit_king @ 2005-02-12T15:42:00

2005-02-12T20:47:59Z

yea so i got into a terrible car accident and its prolly gonna be about $5,000 which sucks my left nut. so i have no car and im about the boredest person right now. but waterpups has been taking me out to joes every night to get fucked up so thats sweet. except my mom woke me up about 9:00 this morning to go fill out apps and i was still drunk so that gave me like a terrible morning so i came home and took a nap now im feeling straight im just really tired and i dont wanna go to work cause it sucks ass.

shatty days

2004-06-09T01:04:17Z

well im sitting here soooooo bored cause im grounded cause of andrews snitch ass parents i just wanna choke their heads.well my graduation party is called off for anybody who was planning on going.but i get new shoes tomorrow and getting my ears pierced tomorrow and im getting a new badass set of wheels.then im goin to rock out on friday to RATT and SLAUGHTER at Pine Knob for anyone who wants to go. well get real drunk and have a blast.well im lookin at cars and i gotta get back to sitting on my ass so im gonna skirp ASAP. PEACE.

the_hobbit_king @ 2004-04-03T16:42:00

2004-04-04T01:00:15Z

yea so im just chillin here waitin for rosh and neil to pick me up. and then i dont know what prolly get fucked up like always haha. yea so last night was pretty nuts. i had a little bash at my house and there were so many peeps. and i was so wasted. man i gotta wake up at 4 o clock in the mornin its gonna suck monkey balls but i get the sebring all day. i hope its warm so i can cuise wit the top down. rosh ripped the fattest donut in his stanger it was pamp. man i miss shrub i guess he called waterpuppy and was like i miss tweakin haha. hell yea my maza brought me home mcdonalds it was so good. and she just handed me popcorn mmmm. holy shit im leavin in 4 days its so badass. i hate school its so terrible. the only thing sweet about that hellhole is hockey in gym. yea so i wish i had someone to talk to right now im real bored sign on you dirty bastards. man i was all passed out and just random peeps were walkin in and out askin me random shit and im like i dont know im passed out right now i dont wanna think. and my mom slept all the way through it we were so loud and kickin the bass and my neighbors are badass they were like thats how you party man haha. and so ill never get ratted out when i party cause theyll just join in its awesome. erggh i want my car and i dont get it back til monday its so gay. im gonna get it back and its still gonna stink so ill have to clam it haha. oh man there were so many green gremlins last night everyone was tore up. and john passed out sittin straight up. and rosh drank all the orange juice cause there was no drank in my house. and he was fuckin bumpin all night what a dork. ok well i gotta go call up some peeps so talk to you dirtbags on monday so peace izzle outty.

fuck cars

2004-03-30T22:43:27Z

yea so i got my car outta the shop today and i was so excited then i found out that my suspension was fucked on the way home and it was bouncin like a hoopty it was kinda funny but it gave me a stummy ache. anyways so i called up the shop and they said it was like that when they got it go it had to have been the towing place and im hoping i can get them to pay for it.PLEASE.so when i get my car tomorrow its gonna be so sweet.im gonna go do whatever cause i gotta work thursday and friday FUCK!!!! im gonna party hardcore on spring break its gonna be amazing.and if anybody wants to go see peter frampton and styxx tell me well get real drunk and do fucked up shit.yea so i want someone to come pick me up i hope neil will and well go to daves. yea so mike pussied out yesterday so we couldnt play with my drummers new double bass pedal i was kinda pissed but i was real fucked up so it didnt really matter so i just hung out with mike and corey it was kinda cool.we just chilled and played tunes.man i have to do a presentation tomorrow its gonna really suck cause i hate that shit.so the new thing is cotton candy wraps go get yerself some they are awesome.and taste pretty damn good.hahaha so john robbins was tellin me about his pimpin skills today it was really funny and he had a really funny big johnson shirts wow i wish i was as cool as him when i was a freshman.haha.aaaahhh i want this and next week to be over so i can be in Florida its gonna be so warm and no more of this hopin for good weather.ill be sleepin on the beach and being drunk as fuck.my mom made me tacos yesterday they were sooo good my mom can cook like a motherfucker.but shes been in a bad mood cause she has to pay for all the shit on my car cause im a broke ass i feel so bad cause shes so awesome and lets me get away with so much.eerrggh i need my car im dyin and bored as fuck and i cant stand it.well peace out peeps and peepettes.

the_hobbit_king @ 2004-03-24T12:05:00

2004-03-24T20:18:41Z

yesterday was pretty pamp. first i went and picked up dave and all of us got fucked.then dave spilled some shit and i wanted to kill him but it was cool just cause hes my boy.then we went inside and feasted and watched the wall.it was so funny cause daves never seen it and he was screamin like a little girl it was hilarious. then we wee just laughin at random bs cause we do that.then we went to baldickis and on the way we freestyled to hailmary beats daves rhymes are so hilarious.and he kept telling my lil bro that he was gonna stab him and had the funniest voice and was callin him stevie. then we skateboarded but i was really high so i didnt rip anything sweet. so i went inside and watched fear and loathing in las vegas it was nuts.then we went to lidstars and listened to ICP haha they are really funny and creepy at the same time.then i just took everyone home cause it was late.school kinda sucked today but i got to listen to the natalie fight in first hour while i worked so that was cool.and i kept makin fun of anna cause all her clothes are bebe.then i just sat on my ass in gym cause i dont really like sports and i hate sweating cause its gross ewwww. then we got some girl to believe that dave soz liked her and he just didnt wanna say anything haha good joke.i finished my essay in sixth hour wow i usually put that shit off til the last second im proud of myself.but it sux cause i did so much shit in 5th hour and none of it saved i wanted to rip off someones head.and i saw really sweet pics of what i wanna do to my pt cruiser itll be pretty much PAMP. and thats about it now im gonna go to my shitty work.and do random bull shit cause thats what i gotta do.and i need oil before my car dies and im hopin i can get gas money tomorrow.cmon someone help a brother in need.dangit i wanna smoke before work so i dont have to deal with anyone and just gauk around.

the_hobbit_king @ 2004-03-22T12:06:00

2004-03-22T20:21:57Z

yea so the last couple of days i got totally plastered and been tweakin out i think ive went insane lol. not really im just really hyper but i have gone retarded.garsh i cant wait til spring break im gunna have sex with every woman i see.ewww well maybe not everone but close to haha.yea so ms banes is a mega biootch and i tweaked on mr beacome today cause he piles homework on us every day damn him.but whatever cause i have a b+ well i guess its only the first week so its not that great but yea haha.man i hate school i cant wait to leave its gonna be pamp.so were makin brownies this weekend anyone wanna join haha its gonna be a ball.me and jimbob are goin to the bald dickis to skooterstick haha waterpup is a dork where did he come up with that word well for all you dumbasses that means skateboard.i had so much fun last night i went into mega tweak mode and started freestylin mad.im gettin so good and me and josh gotta battle cause im gonna woop his ass.ill just tweak out.well thats about it other than muther nature is hit.mmmhhhhhhhmmmmmmmm.and im out.

smoke a blunt
get drunk
get a line of that bunk
youre fallin up in the spot and thinkin that youre krunk
you aint krunk
you just a punk
and im gonna show you this tonight
it only takes one killa to step and we can start a fight
the biggest bunkest muthafucka and you still a bitch
i know you strapped i know you cowards like to play hard
and knowing this you dont wanna catch a murder charge
see bustas like to get fooled off that weed and liquor
snort a line in yo mind now yous a killa

the_hobbit_king @ 2004-03-18T18:38:00

2004-03-19T02:52:50Z

so today was pretty straight.in third hour me and neil were writing some beats it was straight but class was too long.haha kenny was o ripped today in gym hed get drank every lap around hes like dude my throats so dry.im like ahhh thats awesome.then i started tweakin in lunch it was pretty funny i love talkin like the singer of gwar he rox.then in sixth hour i drew all over my jacket its so awesome now.then after school i went to get a money order to pay my ticket to the assholes.and i didnt know theyd tax the money order and i didnt have an extra dollar so had to go back home and get a dollar from my mom and shes was basically calling me a retard.(frown) then when i finally got it i had to write it in cursive and discovered that i cant write in cursive it was so weird it looked like my 12 year old bro wrote it(ewwww)haha but i was kinda laughin and pissed at the same time but it was real funny.then i met gillem and kirby at bilinkis dammit i forgot my bass pedal again im a dumbass.well anyways we ripped up the skateboard maneuvers and chad and brian tajer came over it was kinda funny but really sweet that they came wow the groups back except boon cause hes a pussy.haha just kiddin bro youre straight its not my business what you do.then me and gillem downloaded some pamp tunes and decided that beyonce was a big babe for sheezy.then we went to kirbys and packed it up haha(im sure you guys already know)then headed to kalis house and went in her hot tub man the ground was soooo cold and my hair froze haha but it felt so good and i was so relaxed it was kickin.then me and kirby started rippin some freestyle he did good as fuck and gillem was kinda embarassed but hey its straight cause gilley mon rox.well now im sittin on my ass and im bout to skirp to my bed so see yalls tomorrow.

the_hobbit_king @ 2004-03-17T11:59:00

2004-03-17T20:09:45Z

uuuummm today is a shitty entry cause im gonna be bored and just chill until i go to work it kinda sux but i think its gonna warm up so it wont be so bad but its still gonna be terrible cause i gotta cover up all the plants cause franks is retarded and doesnt want to get em in when its actually warm and peeps will actually buy em.and school definately sux but thats nuthin new but mr beacome let me play pokemon so that was cool and me and neil wrote lyrics in math im gettin pretty good at that shizm go me. and im hopin dee will make me a cd cause thatd make my day great.please will you with a cherry on top haha(i hope that works)and josh is tryin to get me to get pissed off and beat someones ass at work but i work with all old ladies and if i hit them theyd prolly die haha.and thats about it now im gonna go look up lyrics cause im real bored.it better be warm tomorrow cause i really wanna skate.

the_hobbit_king @ 2004-03-16T18:21:00

2004-03-17T02:34:58Z

damn my day was really nuts.like em all haha cause im sweet like that.jk. well it starts off listening to mark hooeys laugh oh man it was so funny.then jimbob and stoner were at each others throats so i had to settle em down and tell em stop bitchin.and there everyone started to crowd around cause theyre stupid.then me and watty went and got his check and bought us a hot n ready damn it was good eventhough i only ate 2 pieces i was kinda full uugghh then we went to pick up shrub and he had went to parent/teacher conferences and drum roll for this his GPA IS .3 AAAHHHHH thats terrible so he gets mommed on like woah so me and watty go to kirbys and just talked about the regular bullshit and played tony hawk and kayli got her orbital pierced its really hot and then rosh got therr and we went in my car for some business haha and we started freestylin i was rippin i was like damn im a badass haha for real.then everyone started freakin out about bk loungin so we called up mr shrub and went and chowed and they screwed up our order 2 times what a bunch of dumb fucks jeez.so then i dropped all the peeps off and now im just chillin mmmmhhmmm its so damn comfy.gosh i wish all this gay snow would go away and bring on the sunshine yea.haha that sounded kinda funky sweet oh yea i forgot im awesome haha well im bout to pass out so peace out brutherhams and sisterhams haha thats a good one yay me

the_hobbit_king @ 2004-03-15T15:46:00

2004-03-16T00:12:22Z

uuummm so school was gay as fuck(obviously)but im out of that mutherfucker in lik 2 months.hell yea i cant wait, ill be listen to alice coopers schools out all dayizzle.cause im sweet like that.woop woop.well i guess ill talk about something you care about.welll me,waterdoggy,jimbob, and stone all came to my house after school.and one half of us(me and jimbob)watched THE WALL badass movie might i add. the other dumb bastards(water and stone)are playing in a pond of mud(oh man thats a good joke)well we all went skateboarding and i started riding my diarhia board(wow thats weird board name)anyways its pretty sick im really excited.i wanted to rip bp gap but i kept slippin out man im a pussy.well mike did it but no ones cares about him haha jk good job bro.and we went to rite aid where we met gilleymon,dave,and krazywons.i ripped a sick kickflip over barracade,and giley mon kickflipped it and dave tre flipped it(bastard)it was pretty damn sick good job too dude.and then some asshole that hated his life wanted to bitch and he just chose us for a gay reason.anyways were like fuck you boner and we had to leave darnit.wwwaaiiit hold up rewind i found my static lullaby cd holy shit im soooo excited i love em.and now me the watty doggy and jimbizzle are gonna go watch Pink Floyds The Wall wow they are amazing and kinda weird at the same time.and then ill prolly pass out cause i suck like that i need my beauty sleep or whatever haha if you didnt know already im one sexy mofocker haha yea right.iw wish i was like a big pimp aahh dreams are so sweet haha.

the_hobbit_king @ 2004-03-14T08:27:00

2004-03-14T16:36:13Z

yea so last night was kinda boring but i wanted to play that capcom fighting game but kirby and lidstar kept shutting me down i was like dammit!!!they just didnt wanna get their asses handed to em haha!!!yea and shrub kept bitchin and i was bitchin back it was pretty funny.
awesome rosh payed me back i was gettin kinda eerie i dont know why cause i trust him but whatever.so today i gotta work and its really cold bbrr and cold weather=shitty day at work.and i wanted to skate with jimbob after work but muther natures gotta shit on me again so doesnt look like thats gonna work out so that sux fat donkey testicals.haha thats a really funny word.so anyways i dont wanna go to school tomorrow cause its a waste.aaahhhh spring breaks in like a couple weeks im like shitting myself im sooo damn happy its gonna be a good time.nobody better bitch out on goin or else theyre gonna be punchin themselves in the face forever haha.
PEACE.

the_hobbit_king @ 2004-03-13T12:06:00

2004-03-13T20:17:46Z

well last night was really sweet hangin with the fellers. i was pretty much slammed. it was kinda buzz kill with all those peeps.so when did peeps start gettin drunk off wine or whatever that bullshit was. i was about just passed watchin waynes world deuce izzle it was pretty much PAMP!!!!thanx dudes and dudettes for a really fun night well i did i dont know about yall.haha i wish i was a hillbilly then id be sweet..well prolly not.ahhh whatever.so we kinda snacky tacked meeidge sorry dude.today is sooo nice im soo pumped.first we went to BK to lounge and i got a chickeen finger thingy from shrub thanx dawg haha.then we came back and skated it was pretty fun but then they peaced out to play that damn frisbee golf and i wanted to go cause ive never played it but i gotta watch my ittle bitch of a brother. maybe ill rent a pay per view movie and just pass which is bullshit for a saturday night but whatever. i gotta go hang before i get fucked so im out. PEACE YALL.

yahoo

2004-03-12T21:07:41Z

yea so today is sweet even though its like -97 degrees out well prolly like 20 but its still freezing balls!!!!! stones changin my break pads right now im kinda scurred cause he always fucks shit up but whatev!!!and tonights gonna be rockin and im gonna have such a blast!!im sooooo excited but someone should come hang out with me and well rent a movie cause i gotta stay home and watch my broham. so thats pretty much it so i guess im out. peace.

uuhhhh

2004-03-11T20:03:53Z

man so yesterday was soooo fun i had a really good day. shrub, meeidge, and chuck kept sayin "aahh, i just got quite neegered!" and i couldnt stop laughing. then came the syrup for our flapjacks haha!!!!shrub youre so PAMP.then we went to mr. suznewskis real ripped and i decided i wanted to recreate anarchy after watching the anarchy cookbook movie. then daves lil bro started ripping out my hurr that kinda sucked. then dee, robyn, and this other chick i didnt know came over i think we had a good time i wasnt quite there. then we went to McDonalds and got some food. MMMMMMMmmmmmmm.food is delicious.then we went to dees house i dont think she was really in the mood to hang out cause she found out about what danny said and i guess shes got the hots for him big time.soorry dee im here if you need me.anyways sooo im never playin pool with dave again cause he always beats my ass. aarrrgghh that means im angry. then today i was kickin ass in basketball WOW im freakin kobe bryant and michal jordan mixed haha prolly not but who cares. And to top it off its shitty outside and i gotta roll up to Franks woohoo dont i sound excited. well this is goodbye. peace out yall.haha

the_hobbit_king @ 2004-03-08T18:18:00

2004-03-09T02:25:42Z

yea so today was sooo long.
first i dyed my hair to black its sooo PAMP.
then i hung out with Delia. shes so cute!and we went to KIRBYS and talked about Beavis and Butthead haha great times i swear!!
then me and Josh listened to his old band Jan Brady haha they were sweet.
then me him and bubba(my new best friend)went to Carlys and talked about Rhubarb haha the best time!!!!
Then we went to Rams horn and met the biggest twat AKA Jessie and josh got fucked up off creamer haha and i had a large chocolate milk AKA the smallest large ive ever seen!!!!

wadderp

2004-03-07T16:45:05Z

sorry dave i missed your show i still love ya. so today seems to be very shitty out and im real bored. last night i stayed at tom's house and all his dads biker friends were there and one of them only had one eye he was the craziest man alive. he wanted to "spank" this guys bike for like 5 Gs. it was so funny hes like my new best friend. god someone please call me i wanna leave so bad and its too shitty out to skate. argh i'm gonna fight mother nature i swear.

ooowwwww

2004-01-24T15:35:21Z

well i went to the show thursday it was fuckin awesome!!!
the singer of the oath spit on me and kicked me in the face, it was hardcore and i still have a dent in my face, oowww!!!!
uummm your enemies friends had the biggest babe of a keyboardist, i was like hey!!!
locust was fuckin awesome cause it was the first time ive seen them and ive wanted to for so long, rock on!!!!
and dillinger, wow im surprised i still have eyes that work, haha!!! but they were fuckin rockin so it was tiiight!!
and then i got my hair lit on fire when i was drunk i was like what the fuck!!!!

rock out!!!!

2004-01-20T20:05:10Z

uummm well its really cold outside and it sucks!!!!!!
and finals blow my mind(yeah right)
i cant wait til thursday cause im gonna go nuts and prolly go home and get my drink on and then i have no school friday so ill prolly just sit home hungover. whatever itll be great times. then ill prolly go to the zap zone cause im addicted to that place now. and im broke as a biotch so i gotta kiss ass for a couple weeks.

the_hobbit_king @ 2004-01-19T18:56:00

2004-01-19T23:57:04Z

fuck you